Author Archives: robpatey

How MDM Makes IT Mobility’s Super Man

superman-squareFaster than a speeding bullet, mobile devices have infiltrated ITs fortress of technology procurement solitude. Unlike most villains to IT, this is one with a noble pursuit. Users aren’t trying to overthrow ITs sovereignty as part of some nefarious scheme, they are merely trying to get more work done with the technology they are most comfortable with. Bring Your Own Device (BYOD) offers untold potential for organizations, and IT can serve this new nirvana of productivity assuming they bring the right super powers to the battle.

Here’s a short list of the super powers mobile device management (MDM) grants IT.

X-Ray Vision: Visibility is step one. After all, you can’t protect or manage that which you can’t see. With MDM you get x-ray level granularity into the devices connecting to email servers, Wi-Fi and other corporate resources. You can also see how many mobile devices have been jailbroken or rooted to avoid unwanted infiltration of malware. Apps can be easily identified in no time as well from their own command console. Last, but certainly not least, with MDM devices can be found no matter where in the world they were left behind.

Super Speed to Save the Day: With Over-the-Air enrollment, wiping, policy pushes and App and content distribution IT can enable the mobility needs of end-users in nanoseconds instead of hours.

Super Strength for Super Security: The only way to stop the locomotive strength of mobility threats is to be armed with more powerful controls. Enforcing standardized passcodes for all devices and OS types is certainly step one, but with MDM you get policies to hold back other juggernauts of mobility issues like malicious apps, overages and device features like the camera.

Leap to the Top of Ivory Towers in a Single Bound: There’s still some C-Suite scrutiny when it comes to mobility. ROI is the word of the day when the board meets in their tower in the sky. With MDM in place you can use things like mobile expense management and other super reports to leap into the conversation of mobility’s costs, but also infinite benefits.

Support Secret Identities: We all have two lives, work and home. More and more mobile devices are becoming a reflection of this dual-persona. Email, apps and content we access on our devices change drastically when the clock strikes 5:00. Find an MDM that can offer a clear separation of these two lives so the company’s Vice-President doesn’t get a copy of the little league schedule and the little league doesn’t receive the latest financial forecasts.

SUPERMAN UNCHAINED 1 REVIEW – SUPERMAN SALVATION MORE LIKE IT!

Superman_Unchained_1_SUPERMAN UNCHAINED 1
Writer: Scott Snyder
Artists: Jim Lee & Dustin Nguyen
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Rob Patey (aka Optimous Douche – Ain’t It Cool News)

I was going to open this review with a stupid DJANGO joke, had it planned for weeks. But after reading SUPERMAN UNCHAINED, I frankly don’t want to sully the book with such cheap review parlor tricks. Instead I’m going to open this review with an apology. I wasn’t the biggest fan of JUSTICE LEAGUE when it launched. I felt it was too big and too bodacious, it lacked the intimacy of Johns’ past work so I put the onus of my distaste on Lee. I claimed he gave it splash page pacing and as a result took my beloved Johns out of his comfort zone.

SUPERMAN UNCHAINED basically puts egg on my face. As you will see with the picture accompanying this  article, it has one of the biggest god damn splash pages you’ve ever seen and it was still an intimate experience punctuated by epic grandeur – exactly how SUPERMAN should be.

I’m honestly amazed at how much ground the boys covered in such a short page count (aside from the aforementioned megasplah, there’s an epilogue, an interview, and of course…sigh…Channel 52). I’m going to say this is a basic SUPERMAN story and I say with that the utmost respect and reverence. It’s a balance that’s been missing in lieu of exposition in the New 52. We get equal doses of Clark and SUPERMAN in UNCHAINED, but Snyder melds them organically unlike the clear issue by issue delineation we’ve seen in since the day FLASHPOINT changed everything. As SUPERMAN, Clark is the ego controlling the id. As Clark, SUPERMAN is the id making the superego more interesting than your typical corn fed farm boy.

We all know the basic plot by this point, some satellites drop to Earth all under the control of…some new villain. Of course SUPERMAN stops the satellites and yes there’s a new villain, but those broad strokes don’t even begin to describe  the famous Snyder retcon  that takes place behind the scenes or the spot on characterization for SUPERMAN and his equally famous friends.

superman mega splashThe book actually opens in 1945 in a small Japanese town. What comes next any of us could imagine, but not really. Yes, a bomb  is released from an old prop plane, but instead of exploding above this town it breaks apart and releases a blue humanoid. Honestly, this figure was reminiscent of the days went SUPERMAN went blue (and I don’t mean his period as a stand-up comedian that swore profusely). This is a big change for DC to completely rewrite actual history. Sure Snyder has had his way with the history of Gotham in the past, but it’s only been his Vertigo work where he transformed our reality.

Flash forward to today when the satellites start falling, and that gorgeous page breaking megasplash. Be careful with this page dear reader, while gorgeous and bold in execution – the logistics could use some work. Mine is precariously hanging on by a small gob of glue right now as I gingerly slip it back into mylar. As the satellites fell I knew SUPERMAN was back on track. A little inner story about Kansas, a screaming in  the head on the sanctity of life and real harrowing  struggle as he tries to divert a hunk of metal with  a nuclear reactor to safety were all things that embody the character packed into three short pages.

Once the satellites are landed, of course Clark Kent needs to cover the story (not before a quick diversion to shake down Luthor though) and here is where Snyder shows an aptitude for the ancillary characters in Clark’s life, especially Lois Lane. Up until now New 52 Lois has frankly been mildly cunty towards Big Blue. LobRocster’s run redeemed her a bit (along with the whole title actually), but we didn’t see “work” Lois during that time. Here, she is driven and focused, but courteous and dare I say mildly caring towards Clark and his freelance writer self. Jimmy is funny and Perry gruff. Basically a return to the core characters that has again been greatly obstructed with 5 years before and the politics of media up until now.

The book ends as it began – with our big blue nemesis. Or is he? While Clark learns he wasn’t  the only one diverting satellites today we get the omnipotent look at this blue character’s lord and master – the US Government, specifically General Lane.

The back-up story (another welcome Snyder staple) is mildly confusing, but a wonderful soft contrast to thhe main event in both tone and visuals. We meet another mysterious character with burnt out eyes hauled in by a fishing net while Perry shows Jimmy a pair of binoculars his Uncle retrieved from the ashes of Nagasaki. A nice moment with an obvious and yet also mysterious connection towards revealing this new 75 year old government secret Uberman.

Look, at the end of the day this is a SUPERMAN story. This is not a Millar twist event nor anything overtly shocking. If you hate SUPERMAN stories, keep on walking. But if you’re like me and have been waiting to see the real SUPERMAN for the past two years, here he is. DC branding called this SUPERMAN UNCHAINED for some reason, me I’m going to call it SUPERMAN  SALVATION.

Monty Nero Punctuates Human Mortality in DEATH SENTENCE COMIC

Death Sentence CoverHey Comicphiles! I’ve been loving the hell out of the surge of new titles coming from TITAN COMICS. CHRONOS COMMANDOS, NUMBERCRUNCHER and now DEATH SENTENCE are giving Image a real run for their money on the self-contained title market.

I had a chance recently to speak with Monty Nero, writer of DEATH SENTENCE on why he picked such a morose topic and where we’ll see the G-Plus virus that imbues people with superpowers right before they shuffle lose their mortal coil head in the next few issues.

Optimous Douche (OD): Let’s start with street cred, why should people know you (outside of DEATH SENTENCE)?

Monty Nero (MN): No reason. I’ve done a couple of shorts for 2000ad, made a couple of computer games, and painted three covers for indie comics and Clint. Nothing anyone would notice.

OD: G-Plus, the virus that is contracted and acts like AIDS (and I don’t mean the 1970s dietary supplement), where did you come up with this super powered DEATH SENTENCE?

MN: It’s all stems from what you’d do with six months to live – what the point of your life is. All the characters want to do something amazing in the time they have left, and the virus enhances their ability to be creative. It’s got a realistic and contemporary tone, which is where the virus angle came from. It feels like real life in a way that other comic books don’t. It’s funny vibrant and entertaining, but there’s an air of foreboding too – an edge to it all.

Optimous Douche: Issue one introduces us to three very different types of characters bound together by the G-Plus virus – two famous, one not so much, what was your thought behind using these three perspectives?

Death Sentence Cover verityMN: Good comics are all about the resonances between what’s said and what’s seen. Between caption and images, but also between panels, between scenes, and between characters. When you’ve got three different perspectives on the same story, it’s powerful. There’s always some juxtaposition that makes the story more profound, or moving, or ironic – or all three. You’ve got to have someone to care about – that’s Verity. She’s a wannabe, stuck in a crap job with a fucked up life. She gets drunk and sleeps around to be somebody, to matter. She’s the beating heart of the story. So that means I can be more bold with Weasel – who’s amoral. He’s chaos and comedy. an artist with no credibility and Monty’s antagonistic. In a very real and entertaining way. It’s a modern approach – the opposite of decompression – but you end up with three times as much story and comedy and drama in each issue than you would do otherwise. People seem to dig it,

OD: So will these be our only three protagonists or will the world open up broader? 

MN: Three’s more than enough. They meet amazing people and discover astounding things – but this series focuses intently on Verity, Weasel, and Monty. Through them we see the world of this story unfold.

OD: Let’s talk about the choices those three make with their last days to live. It looks like Verity won’t be able to live out her days as she pleases thanks to the power she”s been imbued with. Who else is in for a surprise?

MN: Everyone. Nothing goes as you or they expect. That’s our job – to keep you on your toes. Keep you guessing and excited. You have no idea where this ends up. Mike’s just drawing the last issue now – it’s off the scale. Ten times as epic as anything in issue one.

OD: OD: Let’s witch to the antagonists for a minute. Issue one left the impression that time will be the chief antagonist in the story, but who are the tangible barbarians at the gate? It seems there are some clandestine black-ops forces at work. 

GCHQ-aerialMN: There’s a listening and surveillance agency called GCHQ. They’re very high tech and they have this awesome doughnut shaped building straight out of James Bond. It’s a real organisation and a real place. How could you not put that in a comic? Mike actually thought I was joking. I wrote ‘doughnut shaped HQ’ and sent him the link, but he though I was taking a piss. He drew a boring office block and had to redo it later. But why are GCHQ listening, that’s the question? Who are they feeding the information to – and why?  It’s a pandemic emergency, a pressure situation. The traditional response is oppression, but nothing in Death Sentence is black and white. There’s a conflict within the seat of power – privatized agencies with their own agenda. It’s all pretty credible – just amped up for maximum drama.

OD: Dowling’s artistic style is a perfect compliment to this celebration of life (for some) in the face of death. How did you two hook-up, dumb luck, through Titan or do you have uncompromising pictures of him?

Death-Sentence5_221e7MN: Yeah, Mike’s part in the book is everything. Without him, it would just be another script in my drawer. I saw his art for Ubisoft Splinter Cell at a con, and instantly realized how good he was. So I went after him. Like all good artists he was chockablock with work so it was a triumph of optimism over common sense. I sent him a short comic I wrote and he said he liked it but was too busy. So i drew the short myself. That convinced me that I was not the man to draw Death Sentence. So I sent him some character paintings of the main characters, a synopsis of the whole series, and the first 10 pages. He loved it! He got massively enthused and his passion for the writing gave me a lot of confidence to continue. Then by chance he came free from a project, and made it his business to draw my pages instead of taking a number of other options he had. The dude’s an inspiration. We’ve since become friends through working on the comic for so long.

OD: Will DEATH SENTENCE be an ongoing title or is it set as a mini series?

MN: It’s a six part series with a very definite ending. But I’ve got the next arc plotted out. If people buy Issue 1 then we can start work on straight away. It’s up to the public – what kind of comics do they want?

ZOE OUT OF TIME 1 REVIEW – Back to the Future Goes Grunge

zoe-out-of-time-1-coverZOE: OUT OF TIME 1
Writers: Alexander Lagos & J. Michaelski
Artist: Derlis Santacruz
Publisher: Amazon
Reviewer: Rob Patey (aka Optimous Douche – Ain’t it Cool News)

Alexander Lagos is one of the best names you’ve never heard of in comics. I was introduced to Alexander and his brother a few years ago when their SONS OF LIBERTY became the first graphic novel ever published by Random House. Over the course of two books, the boys delivered a historical fiction piece about two slaves who were imbued with super powers and served as the guiding force during the war for independence from England. While the story was rife with real-world characters, the narrative was always way more fun than a history book. It was the perfect way to get kids to imbibe boring historical facts through a tense and emotional narrative.

With Alexander’s latest project, ZOE: OUT OF TIME, he leaves the way back past to focus on two new time periods – the early 90s and the far flung futuristic year of 2050. ZOE is as far from SONS OF LIBERTY as one can get from a story perspective as well; there are no real world personalities, nor noble fights. ZOE is simply the frivolity and fancy of youth taken to Sci-Fi hyperbole.

What struck me most about this book was the authenticity with which Alexander and co-writer J. Michaski wove the authenticity of the relationship between Zoe and her scientist Father. I’m getting ahead of myself though, as I so often do. The book opens in the early 90s where the lead singer for an upcoming garage band plows his record label owner’s stolen car into a train. Flash forward 50 years and the one album cut by this crew has reached a legendary status, much like the group Sublime. Zoe, like girls of today, crushes so hard on these forgotten relics she foregoes sound judgment for fandom and gets caught trying to steal some real memorabilia. Not being OJ Simpson, her crime is merely a misdemeanor and leads directly to the interchange I was heralding a minute ago. Zoe’s father is distant, even more so after the death of Zoe’s mother a few years prior. Despite being the man who can see and now travel through time thanks to some fakey comic science about light, he still tries to balance the pressures of life while still giving his daughter a modicum of attention.  I don’t mean to harp on it, but the interchange between the two was truly beautiful. The father who understands a rambunctious spirit, but must still be a father and the daughter who merely wants to spread her wings, but still be Daddy’s little girl. Even though we can now travel through time, we still haven’t found a cure for puberty.

If handed a time-travel device where would you go? It’s a question I often ask myself and the answer changes as I grow older. If you handed me one in 1986 I would have gone back to watch Stan Lee create Spider-Man. Ask me the same question today, and I would be smack dab in the mid-90s dumping money into Apple. Youth is about frivolity and despite the fact Lagos is a grown man, he didn’t forget this fact when crating Zoe.

The book ends with Zoe visiting an abandoned warehouse. The same warehouse where Rebel Lions once played at an event called a rave. Smart girl to know that fourth dimensional movement doesn’t equate to three dimensional travel. In what was a stroke of genius by Lagos or artist Santacruz she ends her fall through the timestream as a sacrificial crowd surfer, a practice that I’m sure as been abolished by the litigious society of 2050.

Speaking of Santacruz and all production quality, this entire book is on par with and supersedes many mainstream titles. The paper quality is high gloss and each panel pops off the page in detail and appropriateness of tonality. Plus the guys are selling this inaugural issue for the low price of $2.00 digitally in Amazon.

I don’t know where Zoe is going from a plot perspective. I imagine she will try to stop the lead singer’s fateful plunge into Amtrack’s finest. Even if she doesn’t though, a tale of a teen out of time is one of my favorites. Especially when it looks like it will lampoon one of the favorite moments in my life – the birth of grunge.  I look back today and my prince valiant hair and baggy flannel and want to kick my own ass – I can only imagine what my grandkids will say about it. Thanks to Zoe though I don’t have to imagine too hard.

Union Rules SQUASH Freedom of Press at Philadelphia Convention Center

stagehand unionEach year I wait with baited breath for the mecca of Geekdom, Wizard World, to arrive in my fair city of Philadelphia.

Leading up to the event, the good PR people of Wizard World are always ready and willing to assist with making a reporter’s life easier. However, this year I received a very disturbing email.

The Pennsylvania Convention Center has some specific rules regarding VIDEO RECORDING at the show.  If you have any kind of video camera equipment, please note the following Union rules:

1. All filming in meeting rooms for production purposes does fall under the jurisdiction of the stagehands union. This will be strictly enforced and all media should be aware that if they want to record meeting room sessions, they will need labor.

2. Photographers may shoot without restriction as long as they are not setting up backdrops and lights.

What the sweet fuckity fuck is this? Well, basically the commoditization of media equipment that has allowed Bloggers to compete with the big media outlets is effectively being squashed for the sake of profit.

Have an iPhone, tough titty no recording! Have an Flip Cam, tough titty no recording! Want to actually take a good picture with enhanced lighting, tough titty no picture!

This is BIG, huge actually. Most reporting for comics is a labor of love. For the few that do make money, it’s a pittance – certainly not enough to pay union wages for help. So essentially even though technology has become a rock bottom price purchase along with the software to edit video, reporters are now going to be stymied by the all mighty dollar.

I can’t wait to see how many people still try to film and how Wizard World and the Union will deal with the infractions.

Unions were meant to help people, not impose a draconian rule over any and all facets of business. Here’s problem #4,543,643 of how America has had logic suffocated by bureaucracy.

THE WAKE 1 REVIEW – 20,000 Leagues of F%$# YES!!!!

THE WAKE 1 COVERTHE WAKE 1
Writer: Scott Snyder
Artist: Sean  Murphy
Publisher: Vertigo
Reviewer: Rob Patey (aka Optimous  Douche – Ain’t It Cool news)

I’m not a mermaid, I’m  a Mer-Man!” – Zoolander

I apologize now for donkey punching the spoiler of THE WAKE while you weren’t looking, but there are those who prefer immediate gratification and I felt a long heady piece in me when I conjured my original first paragraph. At the center of THE WAKE is sentient life from the sea. Now, that’s the surface – the sea foam that slathers the book. The joy in THE WAKE is deeper than the fathoms traversed to meet the humanity’s first alien life form. That is if it’s actually an “alien.” More on that in a second.

I  guess I’m obliged to say this is a great book,  but anyone who has read Snyder’s pantheon of titles and books like Murphy’s PUNK ROCK JESUS will know that even if the concept is lackluster it will still be a great book with these two on it. Honestly, both of these guys would have to have a stroke and eat a bag-o-roofies to conjure crap and even then there would still be a few panels of genius. But THE WAKE is a cool concept that goes beyond a Mer-Man and is simply another sterling example of Snyder’s versatility. While he has a leaning towards horror, his ability to mute it for all age books like BATMAN and then ratchet things back up to adult level in books like AMERICAN VAMPIRE and now THE WAKE makes every book a surprise. Some writers can be good, but they are trapped by their own tone. Snyder’s only constraint is a lust for research; he lets the characters set the tone. THE WAKE is the perfect culmination of these two tenets and as a result provides a different experience than any other Snyder book.

It helps that THE WAKE isn’t straight horror. It’s a meld of horror, mystery, Sci-Fi and post-apocalyptic goodness – almost an amalgam of the entire Vertigo brand rolled into one. The main characters of THE WAKE are going to leave you scratching your head, especially the contestant behind door #3. But I think that’s kind of the point. Though each lives in their own time period; the present, 200 years from now and one-hundred thousand years ago – each is intertwined after only a few pages. Snyder also unfolds THE WAKE in a non-linear fashion, making each clue about the Mer-Man’s existence relate back to pages you just read and has a far reaching scope that affects the entire world from years before and years to come.

We open in the future, where a wind rider glides across a flooded city. She has a pet dolphin that was assimilated by the Borg that’s helping her look for…something. We then move to the brunt of the story in present day where we meet our other heroine, Lee Archer, a woman who cares more about studying whale song than spending time with her son. Archer is contracted (read as involuntarily drafter) by the NSA to join a team that consists of mythologist, a man of mystery and her former boss at NOAA to meet our Mer-Man…sing it with me now…unda da sea. Character 3 our head scratcher is a cave-man from a hundred thousand years ago who scribbles on a cave wall and then gouges out his eyes with a piece of tech way more than advanced than anything we would have a hundred thousand years from now. Confused? It’s OK, I’m not Snyder and his characterization does a hell of a lot of grounding to make these high level concepts grounded and relatable.

Murphy crushes it on pencils; his ability to create such unique faces and shapes given how “scratchy” his lines are is simply amazing. It’s not easy to convey water, especially so many shots under the waterline, but he does it and does it well. There’s also terrific use of scope in this book, from the broad open waters to the confines of submarines there’s a juxtaposition that makes the scary moments even scarier.

About six years ago I predicted that Geoff Johns would be placed in an editorial position at DC. Actually it was more of a request, but we’ll call it a prediction. I’m  now making the same soothsaying statement about Snyder, THE WAKE proves to me that Vertigo’s next Karen Berger is sitting in the DC office already. He simply needs to spend a little less time with capes. Get THE WAK and show Vertigo we still love her, because she damn well deserves it.

THRUD THE BARBARIAN REVIEW – Bountiful Beheaded Beer

Thrud the Barbarian coverTHRUD THE BARBARIAN (In stores September)
Writer & Artist: Carl Critchlow
Publisher: Titan Comics
Reviewer: Rob Patey (aka Optimous Douche – Ain’t It Cool News)

I hate all things CONAN. Comics, movies it doesn’t matter; there’s never been one ounce of the mythos I’ve ever found intriguing. The only Conan I like has red hair and a heaping case of enabling self-deprecation. It turns out though, I don’t hate barbarians. Especially when that Barbarian makes satirical deep scathing cuts into the tropes that have often bored me. THRUD THE BARBARIAN is a complete tongue and cheek farce that never once takes itself seriously. There’s no morality, no search for redemption and the only quest is to see how many heads need to get chopped off to gain access to a deep brew grog.

I honestly thought I would grow weary during this 142 page homage to might and magic, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Whoever wrote the rule that things are funnier in threes has never read THRUD (or seen an episode of Family Guy). Each time there’s an overly complex situation where one thinks guile and cunning are in order – THWAP – off goes the head of the troublemaker trying to make things more complicated than they need to be.

Middle Earth is the staging ground for adventure, well at least a reasonable representation of Middle Earth that is. Through the book’s five chapters THRUD traverses the highest snowy peaks to the bowels of fiery volcanoes and all points in between. This change of locale is important since THRUD’s modus operandi of hit hard and drink beer remain forever steadfast and unwavering. Equally important to the change of locale is how Critchlow infused story elements from the days of Barbarians all the way through the Knights of the Round Table – there’s also a little gnomish like steampunk going on to ensure coverage of all geek bases. In each tale there is always someone in trouble, a villain that needs to be vanquished and copious amounts of heads ripped off to solve the problem. Don’t get me wrong though, each head that is ripped off is done so in a delightful and amusing manner. One may be a sorcerer, the other a king, but in all cases seems always work out in the end – well at for THRUD.

Critchlow has a unique artistic style that can best be described as scratch-fantasy. Every panel is detailed, but it’s also ugly and visceral. There’s a cartoony element to THRUD that never transcends to cute or heavily juxtaposed to the carnage. It’s all very very hard to explain, but once you see it you’ll decry how perfect it is in tonality!

This collected edition also comes with some fun bonus material. If you’re going to collect a book you better damn well have extras – thank you for respecting that Titan.

While THRUD is the antidote for the brooding barbarian, I think fans of the uhhhh…barbarian…genre will delight in seeing their fandom through hyperbole. I know I’m always first in line to pick up anything that flambes’ my favorite genre of Sci-Fi. Give THRUD a chance – even if you’re a barbarian hater as a comic fan you will appreciate what Critchlow has accomplished.

WATCHMEN DELUXE EDITION REVIEW – More Xtras Than Lane Bryant

watchmen deluxe edition hardcoverWATCHMEN DELUXE EDITION HARDCOVER (In stores June 4)
Writer: Alan Moore
Artist: Dave Gibbons
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Rob Patey ( aka Optimous Douche – Ain’t It Cool News)

Whether you should buy this latest rerelease of WATCHMEN really depends on your level of fandom for the source material. WATCHMEN was my very first foray into DC. This book along with DARK KNIGHT RETURNS and CRISIS are tinted with the same Technicolor prism from those years as my first kiss and first writing award – they are a physical tether to an emotional state long forgotten. I learned quickly the value of WATCHMEN both as a game-changer for comics as well as monetarily when I went to my first comic show. There in front of me, this book I paid little more than a dollar for a few weeks prior was now being hocked by balding men with moobs and cheap cologne for 500% more than cover price. I immediately went home, slipped issue 1 into mylar and never opened it again – likewise with issue 2-12 – one read and then into protection. It wasn’t until the TPB came out that I once again traversed this tale – a ritual I would then continue every year after.

My TPB’s of both WATCHMEN and DARK KNIGHT RETURNS twenty years later look like they belonged to a retarded bear. The binding is split, the covers tattered (if there at all) and each page has an indelible moment of carelessness from the story of my life (I even found a dime bag in one of them from back when my long boxes served as the last place my parents would look for anything – little tip, let sleeping weed lie).  WATCHMEN not only defied convention, it defined my comic existence. So it is a hearty “hells yes” I give to this deluxe edition for the simple virtue of posterity. The added materials at the end are simply a wonderful wonderful bonus.

And it’s with these bonuses that I would say there’s value for new readers as well with WATCHMEN DELUXE EDITION. Let me clarify, there’s value to new readers who truly love the history of comics. I understand that these cherub faced readers have grown in a time when the darkening of the heroic soul is a norm as opposed to exception. I understand they won’t get the cultural resonance of Richard Nixon still in office, the cold war taken to hyperbole or the WOW factor of seeing the psychological damage of being a hero. However, to traverse the bonus material of the WATCHMEN DELUXE EDITION will set anyone straight on how much care and deliberation went into making this a game changer for the entire industry.

So what is the bonus material I’ve teed up with probably too much exposition? It’s basically the stuff that Mellinials will no doubt scoff at in this age of open exposure via Twitter and need for inside content to fill the blog machine for SEM purposes. Back in the day though, the time before the Internet consumed our lives there were very little venues to peer into the minds of creators, the time before every facet of the creation process had an indelible digital record – this material was unattainable and therefore priceless today.

  • A letter from Gibbons on the thought process behind the then ground-breaking covers. You can see what a grand-master Gibbons was simply by the nominal changes from rough pencils to finished production.
  • The methodology behind the meticulous patterns of the panel layouts
  • The notes that built this slight alternative to actual history on how the world should be changed to fit.
  • The notes on each character and how the pastiche would be different, the undercurrent of sadness that would result from characters like The Atom or The Question being real people.
  • A hand written note from Neil Gaiman simply agog at what he had just witnessed in rough cut form.

There’s more…plenty more covers, sketches and insight. Hell, there’s even a page outlying the methodology behind the lettering.

WATCHMEN was a cultural touchstone. Whether it ushered in the “Dark Age” or was simply a byproduct doesn’t really matter in hindsight, after all the world changed no matter if this was chicken or egg. What I appreciated was the careful time and deliberation that went into this piece. A painstaking carefulness for every facet that seems lost in today’s churn and burn to beat the competition on quantity versus quality. WATCHMEN THE DELUXE EDITION is a harken back to a heyday we probably won’t see again – at least not in the form in once took. If you’ve never read WATCHMEN, this is an indelible and cost effective way to do so. If you love WATCHMEN and comics like I do, this is probably the deepest dive one can take.

DEATH SENTENCE 1 REVIEW – The Flare Before the Dark

Death Sentence CoverDEATH SENTENCE 1 (Coming on October)
Writer: Monty Nero
Artist: Mike Dowling
Publisher: Titan Comics
Reviewer: Rob Patey (aka Optimous Douche – Ain’t It Cool news)

1986, a 7th grade Optimous Douche awaits his parents picking him up from school to start a week long suspension. The infraction was the insensitivity of youth answering the simple question, “What does AIDS stand for?” In the days before MEMES, the conjuring of creative quips like Anally Injected Death Sentence were heralded in the locker room and to utter them out loud was a right of kings. However the King quickly became a jester when my parents introduced to me a real live person suffering from AIDS.

DEATH SENTENCE brought this way back moment surging forward as I traversed the lives of 3 very different individuals all carrying the G-Plus virus (not to be confused with Google + social media plague). It’s a virus that kills with the same expedience and ferocity of AIDS in the early 80s and is sexually or needle induced, but takes the comic book twist of imbuing the infected with fantastic powers as they stare down the jagged precipice of certain death. For six months, the time from infection to the final shuffling loose of the mortal coil, the infected can do anything from take flight, become irresistible to the opposite sex or quite simply char anything and everything within a 20 foot radius.

DEATH SENTENCE carefully balances the line between revelry and remorse with three very different viewpoints on the final countdown.  One character is just a scared twenty something, whose powers don’t manifest until the end of the issue. Her battle throughout this issue is to say goodbye to the confines of life like work while seeking some form of solace for the end. Miss Fett’s story is worthy simply for the way she tells off here misogynistic boss, her emotional struggles are the icing on the cake.

Death Sentence3Another character is a down and out musician. Here Nero not only indicts death, but also the current commercialization of music. When this drug and angst fueled rocker contracts G-Plus the record label hopes beyond hope his powers are music based. A hilarious shit-storm music session coupled with an impromptu flight out of a window however prove we can’t choose the way any of us die or what our final legacy will be.

The final character is a strange one; an artist who I believe has been G-Plused with the ability to bed any woman of his choosing. There’s a great scene with a nun and a crucifix that every reformed catholic will revel in with delight.

How these three characters collide or if they collide remain open issues at the end. We know Miss. Fett will be a strong focal point of issue 2 though as her power wipes out a room of people and subsequently awakens the sleeping giant of a covert agency to handle the problem at the close of issue 1. As for how our scum bag celebrities fair is anyone’s guess.

Dowling is the perfect stylist for this book. He gives the world a muted pallor with harsh lines very akin to the work Gaydos offered in the book ALIAS. There’s a lot of ugliness in DEATH SENTENCE, and Dowling heightens this desperation of the soul with every single panel POV.

TITAN has exploded this year as a true idea house, giving old Image a real run for its money. Between books like DEATH SENTENCE and NUMBERCRUNCHER they are showing a commitment to the infinite possibilities provided by comics along with an unwavering commitment to true hutzpah in tonality and delivery.

Banner Ads Begging to Be Clicked

Some recent banner ads I created for the different verticals my company is trying to target for Mobile Device Management.

K-12 Education

K-12

 Healthcare

Healthcare Mobile Device Management

Higher Ed

Higher-Ed Mobile Device Management

Government & Public Sector

Public Sector Mobile Device Management